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:22:03
Yeah! Okay!
:22:05
lt´s just a ride,
it´s just a ride

:22:08
No need to run,
no need to hide

:22:10
lt´ll take you
round and round.

:22:13
All right, so tell me
about your dad.

:22:14
Well, he died
when l was two.

:22:16
But that was just
her first husband.

:22:18
At the time she was
a freelance journalist

:22:20
and then she married this guy
who was a network exec

:22:24
and got her her first
on-air break,

:22:25
but divorced him
for Alec Wrigley.

:22:27
Wait, the actor?
l thought he was--

:22:29
Oh, he was.
lt lasted about two years

:22:31
till she threw him out for sleeping
with her second husband.

:22:34
Wait, how many times
has she been married?

:22:36
- Well, four.
- Wow.

:22:38
But, you know, her career
was always the main thing.

:22:41
She just lived for it.
Well, her career and me, of course.

:22:44
And, basically,
now l´m all she´s got.

:22:50
Here we are.
:22:52
Oh, no.
:23:01
Oh, playing dress-up,
are we?

:23:07
- Shut up. ls that the Dalai Lama?
- Yeah.

:23:11
- Oh my God, That can´t be real.
- lt is.

:23:16
Did you know
all these people?

:23:18
- Some of them.
- Kevin!

:23:20
- Look at you, all handsome.
- Ruby!

:23:23
Good to see you.
:23:25
Yeah, you too.
:23:27
Now, forget about
my mother.

:23:28
This is the woman you need
to get through. Charlie, this is Ruby.

:23:31
- Well, it´s a pleasure to meet you.
- Oh, the pleasure´s mine.

:23:34
Uh, excuse us.
l´ve got to talk to him about a rash.

:23:41
You´re bringing a girl home
to meet your mother now?

:23:45
Yeah, Ruby, l am.
:23:46
The women is fresh off
the funny farm.

:23:49
l mean, why don´t you
come back, let´s say... next spring?

:23:52
Oh, the trees
will be blooming.

:23:54
- lt´ll be so beautiful. She´ll love it.
- How is she?

:23:57
She´s good.
The first thing she did

:23:59
when she got home was make me
lock up all the booze.


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