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:28:01
14% alcohol!
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- You are so crazy! Oh my God!
- l almost forgot.

:28:10
l´ve been carrying this around for two
weeks waiting for the perfect moment.

:28:14
l can´t believe this
turned out to be it.

:28:19
- Kevin.
- Try it on.

:28:27
lt is the perfect moment.
:28:32
Maybe you should go
check on your mom.

:28:34
Oh, she´s fine. She´s probably
calling all of our relatives.

:28:37
Oh, Holy Spirit...
:28:40
surround me with light.
:28:43
Please rid me
of my negative karma

:28:46
and my wickedness.
:28:48
Please help me be
a better person.

:28:53
l could just kill
that dog-walking slut!

:29:00
Of course.
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She´s pregnant.
:29:05
So, goodness.
That was a lot to take in at teatime.

:29:10
- Oh, you´re telling me.
- l had no idea

:29:13
that you guys
were so serious.

:29:15
Kevin, you never
mentioned anything.

:29:17
- Mom.
- Here´s what l want to say.

:29:19
lt´s wonderful
being in love.

:29:21
But l don´t think marriage is
the best solution to a thing like this.

:29:28
Well, you know nowadays
a girl has so many alternatives

:29:30
to getting married--
there´s adoption, abortion,

:29:33
- lesbianism-- Hmm?
- Whoa, Mom!

:29:35
- What are you talking about?
- Well, l mean, it´s so sudden

:29:38
l have to assume
there´s a pressing reason.

:29:40
Oh oh, no.
:29:42
Charlie´s not pregnant.
:29:46
Call me old-fashioned,
:29:48
marriage is a sacred union
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that should only be entered into
with the utmost care.

:29:54
Weren´t you married
four times?

:29:58
Yes, dear.

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