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:40:01
Oh God!
:40:05
Are we getting out of bed
today, ´´Camille´´?

:40:08
What for?
:40:10
l could die
and nobody would care.

:40:12
l would.
:40:14
You promised me
a face-lift.

:40:16
Sit down, Ruby.
Sit with me, hold my hand.

:40:21
Have you got anything
on the girl yet?

:40:24
Nothing. Nada.
:40:26
No criminal record.
No debt.

:40:28
Good grades. Went to design school.
And then a string of odd jobs.

:40:31
lsn´t that exactly what
somebody with a past does?

:40:34
What about drugs?
What about promiscuity?

:40:36
She´s had fewer lovers
in her entire life

:40:38
than you did
at closing day of Woodstock.

:40:41
Well, find something.
:40:44
Well, l guess if l had
a hair sample maybe l could take it

:40:47
- to my little crime lab and--
- Perfect.

:40:50
l´ll get to work on it.
:40:52
Listen to me.
There is nothing.

:40:55
Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe she´s a good girl?

:40:58
Oh, don´t joke.
:41:01
l would like to speak to that woman
who got back from the loony bin.

:41:05
ls she around?
:41:06
Because you are taking me
for a spin in the crazy mobile.

:41:11
Ruby, Ruby.
:41:13
Everybody knows that when
a woman marries a man

:41:15
she marries his mother
too, right?

:41:17
What if l drive her crazy?
:41:20
Okay, now you´re
foaming at the mouth.

:41:27
Oh!
:41:29
Charlie and Kevin´s house.
:41:31
Oh, l forgot you live there.
:41:35
l didn´t realize that you
had already moved in.

:41:39
Kevin, stop it. l´m on the phone
with your mother! l´m sorry, Viola.

:41:42
The slut´s practically
fornicating with him!

:41:45
- Stop it!
- l don´t blame her.

:41:46
That boy´s a fine piece of ass.
:41:48
Hold on, Viola.
He´s-- stop it! Right here.

:41:51
Actually, Charlie,
the reason l´m calling

:41:53
is l wondered if you´d
like to have lunch next week.

:41:56
- Really?
- How would Tuesday work for you?

:41:59
Yeah,
Tuesday´s perfect!


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