Monster-In-Law
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:56:06
ls somebody there?
:56:08
Tina.
:56:12
Tina.
:56:14
Who the hell is that?
:56:34
Oh.
:56:36
What?
Oh my God.

:56:38
- l thought you were sleeping.
- Well, l couldn´t sleep.

:56:41
Hmm? What do you think
of my outfit?

:56:43
This is a ceremonial robe
given to me by Chairman Mao.

:56:45
These go with the robe.
:56:47
This was a birthday gift
from the Dalai Lama.

:56:50
He never forgot
my birthday.

:56:52
Of course now
he doesn´t care anymore.

:56:54
- Do you mind if l sit with you?
- No.

:56:56
- Just for a little while.
- Okay.

:56:58
Why is she running?
:57:02
Well, someone´s
chasing her.

:57:05
Why is he chasing her?
:57:07
l´m not sure.
:57:09
Well, who is he?
:57:11
l don´t know.
We have to watch.

:57:13
- You have to stop talking.
- Mm.

:57:15
Don´t you hate
what she´s wearing?

:57:17
Running out there
with bare feet and, what is that,

:57:20
a pajama top?
lt´s so unrealistic.

:57:22
l once did a whole segment
on nighttime television.

:57:25
You would not believe
:57:27
how much the demographics
influence the networks.

:57:30
l mean it´s just ridiculous.
All they care about is the bottom line.

:57:33
Oh, it´s so nice just to sit
with family and do nothing, huh?

:57:35
Don´t even need to talk.
lt´s wonderful.

:57:38
l miss so much
being a working mom.

:57:40
l used to bring Kevin,
though, to the set.

:57:42
That´s where he met
Gore Vidal and Jackie Chan.

:57:44
ls there anybody famous
in this movie?

:57:45
Because l don´t know
any of them.

:57:47
And they all look
the same-- all the girls

:57:48
have the same body,
all the boys have the same hair.

:57:51
...so many beautiful people
who live in Los Angeles?

:57:53
l think all the beautiful genes
ended up in California.

:57:56
Why is he kissing her?
lt´s beyond me.


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