:59:01
- l miss you.
- l miss you too.
:59:04
Especially now
when l´m in the tub...
:59:08
naked and wet...
:59:11
and naked.
:59:13
Really?
:59:15
Well, do you know what l would do
to you if l was there?
:59:17
- What?
- Well, for starters--
:59:19
Charlie!
:59:21
- l´m not looking. l´m not looking.
- Hello?
:59:23
- l just wanted to return your shampoo.
- Your mom just walked in.
:59:25
You really should use a shampoo
that doesn´t dry your hair so much.
:59:28
We don´t want a bride
with straw under her veil.
:59:30
- Oh, is that Kevin?
- Yeah, it is.
:59:32
- Honey, your mom wants to talk to you.
- Sweetie, hi.
:59:34
- Hi, Mom.
- Honey, l can´t thank you both enough.
:59:38
- Of course.
- l´m having the most wonderful time.
:59:41
- How´s Charlie?
- Oh, she´s been a doll.
:59:44
We´ve been girlfriends
all week.
:59:46
- Great.
- l´m gonna be sad to go home.
:59:49
You do? Well, you never know
what the future´s gonna bring right?
:59:53
l mean, l do love
this neighborhood.
:59:55
ln fact, you know,
two doors down,
:59:56
there´s this house
for sale.
:59:58
lt´s got two
big bay windows
1:00:00
and a great rose garden.
1:00:02
You know how
l love rose gardens.
1:00:04
And basically,
it´s got my name all over it.
1:00:06
l´m having my--
my-- um...
1:00:08
real estate guy
look into it.
1:00:10
She´s buying a house here?
1:00:12
Two doors away.
1:00:13
´´Lovely property.
Beautiful bay windows.´´
1:00:16
lt´s bullshit!
1:00:18
She doesn´t even like
this neighborhood.
1:00:20
Oh God, l´m so exhausted.
1:00:23
She´s driving me insane!
1:00:25
- l can´t do this.
- Yes, you can!
1:00:28
Stop being
such a big baby.
1:00:31
Kevin is the best thing
that ever happened to you.
1:00:33
Charlie, do not
give up on this one.
1:00:36
lt seems Mommy Dearest
has been keeping
1:00:38
a very close eye on you,
sweetie.
1:00:41
What are you talking about?
What are you doing in her clothes?
1:00:43
l was just upstairs in her room
minding my own business.
1:00:47
And l found all of this
in her closet.
1:00:49
She´s been
investigating you.
1:00:52
Whoa.
1:00:54
Why does she have
your high school transcripts?
1:00:56
l know.
1:00:59
There´s a picture of me
at the beach?!