Monster-in-Law
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:03:00
Let's read mine.
Okay.

:03:02
"Do not leave your house today."
Too late.

:03:06
"And stop looking so hard.
Love is right in front of you."

:03:12
Hey.
What's wrong?

:03:39
I ordered a nonfat latte.
I can taste the fat.

:03:42
I would be happy
to change it for you, sir.

:03:44
Can't you even make a friggir cup
of coffee? I can taste the fat.

:03:46
How hard it is to make
a friggir cup of coffee?

:03:49
I can make another one
for you if you'd like. I'd be happy

:03:51
- to exchange it for you, sir.
- Hello? It's okay.

:03:53
- You've done enough, thanks.
- I'm sorry.

:04:00
Karma.
:04:03
- Have a good one.
- Thanks, girl!

:04:06
- Oh, sorry.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

:04:12
Hi.
:04:14
Hi.
:04:21
I don't know how
to read tarot cards.

:04:23
- Why am I in the cards?
- Come on, just try.

:04:26
Okay, well, this crazy old lady
keeps coming up.

:04:29
The knight
in shining armor.

:04:31
- Mmm! That's mine.
- No no no. What?

:04:34
- I saw this guy twice today.
- That guy?

:04:36
Two times in one day.
That's got to be a sign, right?

:04:38
Mm, a sign.
:04:40
Yeah, okay. What did he say
when you talked to him?

:04:43
I didn't talk to him.
:04:49
Well, are you sure
he saw you?

:04:51
Yeah!
I mean, I think so.

:04:54
Okay, honey,
we're worried about you

:04:56
because you're turning
into a little bit of a freak.

:04:58
Yeah, we think
it's from not having sex.


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