Monster-in-Law
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:11:01
Oh, you're home.
Thank God.

:11:03
- I'm exhausted.
- What did you do today?

:11:07
- Hi, it's Charlie. Leave a message.
- Went to the post office.

:11:09
Uh, hi, Charlie.
:11:11
- This is Kevin Fields.
- That's him.

:11:13
I don't know if you remember me
from the party the other night,

:11:16
but I was just calling,
uh, to see if, um,

:11:20
maybe... maybe you wanted
to walk my dog.

:11:23
What? No!
:11:25
Hang up the phone.
:11:27
No, actually, you can't,
because I don't have a dog.

:11:30
So maybe you could
walk me.

:11:36
Hang it up.
:11:38
All right, you know,
I'm-I'm gonna go now.

:11:40
Call me at 555-0118
and ask for Dr. Fields.

:11:44
Okay, thanks. Bye.
:11:46
Oh man, that was...
that was horrible.

:11:48
Yeah, I wouldn't hold your breath
for a callback on that.

:11:51
Yeah, she'll call me back
if she wants to walk an idiot.

:11:54
Yeah, I'm not going
to disagree with you.

:12:01
So takeout
or raid your fridge?

:12:07
Here we go.
:12:09
Take it easy, Lilly.
:12:12
Easy.
:12:21
Hi.
:12:23
You never called me back so I figured
I would bring the coffee to you.

:12:26
Thanks.
:12:28
Um, look, I think you're
a really nice guy and everything,

:12:32
but I don't know why
you called me.

:12:34
- Hmm?
- I'm a woman.

:12:36
Yeah, I love that fact.
:12:40
Have you ever been
with a woman?

:12:45
Excuse me?
:12:46
I mean, have you only
ever been with men?

:12:49
Men?
What are you talking...

:12:50
whoa whoa whoa.
Wait a minute, I'm not gay.

:12:52
- You're not?
- No.

:12:55
No, I like women.
Lots of... no, not lots of women,

:12:58
but you know what I mean.
:12:59
Why did you think
I was gay?


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