Monster-in-Law
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:13:03
Awkward.
:13:04
Okay, I got to go now.
:13:07
Wait wait.
Wait wait wait.

:13:09
Okay, I'll prove to you
that I'm not gay.

:13:11
Let me take you out on Friday night.
We'll watch the playoffs,

:13:14
I'll order a pizza,
I'll completely ignore you.

:13:17
Give me one good reason.
:13:21
'Cause I'm different.
:13:23
Really?
:13:26
Okay, what color
are my eyes?

:13:31
Well, at first glance,
your eyes are brown.

:13:33
But when the light hits them
they change to amber.

:13:37
And if you look really closely around the
iris the color is pure honey.

:13:42
But when you look
into the sun

:13:45
they almost look green.
:13:47
That's my favorite.
:13:55
How did I do?
:13:58
I would've settled
for brown.

:14:02
- Okay!
- Peanut, let go!

:14:04
Off! Off!
:14:05
I'm sorry he bit you.
:14:08
I mean, they all have their shots
so it should be fine.

:14:11
Seriously, don't worry about it.
It barely broke the skin.

:14:13
- Outside.
- Did you just move in or something?

:14:15
No, I've been here
a year and a half.

:14:18
Oh, nice place.
:14:20
I should have some hydrogen peroxide
around here somewhere.

:14:23
What is all this stuff?
:14:25
Oh, I'm a yoga instructor.
:14:27
- This?
- And a Little League coach.

:14:29
And a dog walker
and a caterer.

:14:31
I told you I'm a temp.
:14:33
That is not true.
She is an incredibly talented artist.

:14:36
- Remy! Remy!
- I mean, look at her sketchbook.

:14:38
- She hides it right under there.
- Remy!

:14:40
What?
:14:43
He's not...
:14:50
- Are you all right?
- Yeah. Yeah, thank you.

:14:55
Found it!
:14:57
So you're an artist, too?
:14:58
Uh, I like to dabble
in a lot of different things.


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