Monster-in-Law
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:15:03
I mean, life's too short
to live the same day twice, right?

:15:06
Yeah. That's a good
philosophy to live by.

:15:08
My dad always used
to say that. Come on.

:15:10
- Used to?
- Oh, yeah,

:15:13
- my parents died when I was little.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

:15:15
That's okay.
It was a really long time ago.

:15:18
- You ready?
- Yeah... I mean,

:15:20
it's a little embarrassing.
I'm the doctor.

:15:22
I'm the one who's supposed
to look at the... ah! Ow!

:15:24
- Oh my God. I'm sorry!
- I'm just kidding.

:15:26
I never get to do that.
:15:29
Okay, because the cut is,
like, three inches higher.

:15:33
Sorry.
:15:35
- Do you need my phone?
- Oh, no thanks.

:15:37
It's just my mom. And it's only
her second page of the day.

:15:41
She's just getting started.
:15:43
- Well, you're all set.
- Thank you.

:15:46
So, do you think, uh...
:15:49
we could do this again sometime,
maybe without the biting?

:15:53
Yeah, that would be nice.
:15:59
- Heard from Kevin yet?
- Not yet. I've paged him.

:16:02
Would you page
him again?

:16:03
- Good morning, Stan.
- Good morning.

:16:05
- You're in a good mood.
- The last time the network executives

:16:08
came to my dressing room
I got my own show and a big fat raise.

:16:11
- Yeah and I had to start kissing your...
- Viola Fields? Oh my God!

:16:14
It is such an honor
to meet you.

:16:17
Oh thank you, darling.
:16:19
Would you mind
just signing this autograph?

:16:22
For my grandmother.
:16:25
I'd love to.
:16:28
You know what else
I'd love?

:16:30
I'd love you to get me a latte.
Do you mind?

:16:32
- Okay.
- Thanks, hon.

:16:35
Hi, guys.
How are you?

:16:40
That woman is a legend.
:16:42
Shouldrt you be
getting the latte?

:16:45
I just can't believe
they picked me to replace her.

:16:52
Oh, shit!
:16:55
I-I've been replaced?
:16:57
I'm so sorry, Viola.

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