Monster-in-Law
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:23:02
# It's just a ride,
it's just a ride #

:23:05
# No need to run,
no need to hide #

:23:07
# lt'll take you
round and round. #

:23:10
All right, so tell me
about your dad.

:23:11
Well, he died
when I was two.

:23:13
But that was just
her first husband.

:23:15
At the time she was
a freelance journalist

:23:18
and then she married this guy
who was a network exec

:23:21
and got her her first
on-air break,

:23:23
but divorced him
for Alec Wrigley.

:23:25
Wait, the actor?
I thought he was...

:23:27
Oh, he was.
It lasted about two years

:23:29
till she threw him out for sleeping
with her second husband.

:23:32
Wait, how many times
has she been married?

:23:34
- Well, four.
- Wow.

:23:36
But, you know, her career
was always the main thing.

:23:39
She just lived for it.
Well, her career and me, of course.

:23:42
And, basically,
now I'm all she's got.

:23:49
Here we are.
:23:51
Oh, no.
:24:00
Oh, playing dress-up,
are we?

:24:07
- Shut up. Is that the Dalai Lama?
- Yeah.

:24:11
- Oh my God, That can't be real.
- It is.

:24:15
Did you know
all these people?

:24:18
- Some of them.
- Kevin!

:24:20
- Look at you, all handsome.
- Ruby!

:24:23
Good to see you.
:24:25
Yeah, you too.
:24:27
Now, forget about
my mother.

:24:28
This is the woman you need
to get through. Charlie, this is Ruby.

:24:32
- Well, it's a pleasure to meet you.
- Oh, the pleasure's mine.

:24:35
Uh, excuse us.
I've got to talk to him about a rash.

:24:42
You're bringing a girl home
to meet your mother now?

:24:46
Yeah, Ruby, I am.
:24:47
The women is fresh off
the funny farm.

:24:50
I mean, why don't you
come back, let's say... next spring?

:24:53
Oh, the trees
will be blooming.

:24:55
- It'll be so beautiful. She'll love it.
- How is she?

:24:58
She's good.
The first thing she did


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