Monster-in-Law
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Have you got anything
on the girl yet?

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Nothing. Nada.
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No criminal record.
No debt.

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Good grades. Went to design school.
And then a string of odd jobs.

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Isn't that exactly what
somebody with a past does?

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What about drugs?
What about promiscuity?

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She's had fewer lovers
in her entire life

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than you did
at closing day of Woodstock.

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Well, find something.
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Well, I guess if I had
a hair sample maybe I could take it

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- to my little crime lab and...
- Perfect.

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I'll get to work on it.
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Listen to me.
There is nothing.

:42:40
Has it ever occurred to you
that maybe she's a good girl?

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Oh, don't joke.
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I would like to speak to that woman
who got back from the loony bin.

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Is she around?
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Because you are taking me
for a spin in the crazy mobile.

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Ruby, Ruby.
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Everybody knows that when
a woman marries a man

:43:01
she marries his mother
too, right?

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What if I drive her crazy?
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Okay, now you're
foaming at the mouth.

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Oh!
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Charlie and Kevirs house.
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Oh, I forgot you live there.
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I didn't realize that you
had already moved in.

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Kevin, stop it. I'm on the phone
with your mother! I'm sorry, Viola.

:43:29
The slut's practically
fornicating with him!

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- Stop it!
- I don't blame her.

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That boy's a fine piece of ass.
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Hold on, Viola.
He's... stop it! Right here.

:43:38
Actually, Charlie,
the reason I'm calling

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is I wondered if you'd
like to have lunch next week.

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- Really?
- How would Tuesday work for you?

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Yeah,
Tuesday's perfect!

:43:49
Listen, Viola, I'm kind of in the middle
of something right now,

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um, but Tuesday's fine.
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Yeah, me too.
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- Lots to do!
- Okay, bye!


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