Monster-in-Law
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:59:01
What?
Oh my God.

:59:03
- I thought you were sleeping.
- Well, I couldn't sleep.

:59:06
Hmm? What do you think
of my outfit?

:59:08
This is a ceremonial robe
given to me by Chairman Mao.

:59:11
These go with the robe.
:59:12
This was a birthday gift
from the Dalai Lama.

:59:15
He never forgot
my birthday.

:59:18
Of course now
he doesn't care anymore.

:59:20
- Do you mind if I sit with you?
- No.

:59:22
- Just for a little while.
- Okay.

:59:24
Why is she running?
:59:29
Well, someone's
chasing her.

:59:31
Why is he chasing her?
:59:34
I'm not sure.
:59:36
Well, who is he?
:59:37
I don't know.
We have to watch.

:59:40
- You have to stop talking.
- Mm.

:59:42
Don't you hate
what she's wearing?

:59:44
Running out there
with bare feet and, what is that,

:59:47
a pajama top?
It's so unrealistic.

:59:49
I once did a whole segment
on nighttime television.

:59:52
You would not believe
:59:55
how much the demographics
influence the networks.

:59:57
I mean it's just ridiculous.
All they care about is the bottom line.

1:00:00
Oh, it's so nice just to sit
with family and do nothing, huh?

1:00:02
Don't even need to talk.
It's wonderful.

1:00:05
I miss so much
being a working mom.

1:00:08
I used to bring Kevin,
though, to the set.

1:00:10
That's where he met
Gore Vidal and Jackie Chan.

1:00:11
Is there anybody famous
in this movie?

1:00:13
Because I don't know
any of them.

1:00:15
And they all look
the same... all the girls

1:00:16
have the same body,
all the boys have the same hair.

1:00:19
...so many beautiful people
who live in Los Angeles?

1:00:21
I think all the beautiful genes
ended up in California.

1:00:24
Why is he kissing her?
It's beyond me.

1:00:45
I'm sorry. I thought
it was air freshener.

1:00:59
- Charlie?
- Dr. Batel's office.


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