Monster-in-Law
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1:02:00
We don't want a bride
with straw under her veil.

1:02:02
- Oh, is that Kevin?
- Yeah, it is.

1:02:04
- Honey, your mom wants to talk to you.
- Sweetie, hi.

1:02:07
- Hi, Mom.
- Honey, I can't thank you both enough.

1:02:10
- Of course.
- I'm having the most wonderful time.

1:02:14
- How's Charlie?
- Oh, she's been a doll.

1:02:17
We've been girlfriends
all week.

1:02:19
- Great.
- I'm gonna be sad to go home.

1:02:22
You do? Well, you never know
what the future's gonna bring right?

1:02:26
I mean, I do love
this neighborhood.

1:02:28
In fact, you know,
two doors down,

1:02:30
there's this house
for sale.

1:02:32
It's got two
big bay windows

1:02:34
and a great rose garden.
1:02:36
You know how
I love rose gardens.

1:02:38
And basically,
it's got my name all over it.

1:02:40
I'm having my...
my... um...

1:02:42
real estate guy
look into it.

1:02:44
She's buying a house here?
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Two doors away.
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"Lovely property.
Beautiful bay windows."

1:02:51
It's bullshit!
1:02:53
She doesn't even like
this neighborhood.

1:02:55
Oh God, I'm so exhausted.
1:02:57
She's driving me insane!
1:02:59
- I can't do this.
- Yes, you can!

1:03:03
Stop being
such a big baby.

1:03:06
Kevin is the best thing
that ever happened to you.

1:03:08
Charlie, do not
give up on this one.

1:03:11
It seems Mommy Dearest
has been keeping

1:03:13
a very close eye on you,
sweetie.

1:03:16
What are you talking about?
What are you doing in her clothes?

1:03:19
I was just upstairs in her room
minding my own business.

1:03:23
And I found all of this
in her closet.

1:03:25
She's been
investigating you.

1:03:28
Whoa.
1:03:30
Why does she have
your high school transcripts?

1:03:32
I know.
1:03:35
There's a picture of me
at the beach?!

1:03:38
- Yes, it is.
- I can't believe that.

1:03:39
There's another picture
of you in here.

1:03:41
And it's... look.
1:03:43
Look at that.
It's like a closeup.

1:03:44
But you have to be close
to take that, right?

1:03:47
Look at all this Gucci!
1:03:49
It's just
Gucci Gucci Gucci!

1:03:52
She has skin caviar.
This stuff sells for $400 a jar.

1:03:55
- I've heard of that. I want a try.
- Here.

1:03:57
- Mm.
- Doesrt that smell good?

1:03:59
Ooh, hello.

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