Monster-in-Law
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1:32:01
He's loved you
from the very beginning.

1:32:05
And I promise I will
get out of the way

1:32:08
and let the two of you
be happy.

1:32:09
That's not what I want.
1:32:11
I mean, there just has
to be some boundaries, Viola.

1:32:15
I can do boundaries!
1:32:18
I don't love boundaries
but I can do them.

1:32:21
How about the number of times
you call Kevin a day?

1:32:25
Can we limit that
to, like, one?

1:32:27
Oh, I need at least
four minimum.

1:32:30
- He's 35 years old.
- Three?

1:32:32
- Two.
- Deal.

1:32:34
Two long-ass calls!
1:32:37
When Kevin and I
have kids,

1:32:39
he and I will decide
how they're raised.

1:32:42
All right. But you know I have
raised one wonderful boy.

1:32:45
- And my advice could be very...
- Will be solicited when needed.

1:32:48
All right, as long as one kid
is named after me.

1:32:51
- Middle name.
- Deal.

1:32:53
What else?
1:32:55
Holidays
and special occasions.

1:32:57
Are you gonna keep
me away?

1:33:00
You must be present
for every Christmas,

1:33:04
Thanksgiving,
birthday,

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school play,
clarinet recital

1:33:11
and soccer game
in our kids' lives.

1:33:15
I want you to love them
and spoil them

1:33:18
and teach them things
that Kevin and I can't.

1:33:21
Like how to throw
a right hook for example.

1:33:27
I want you there, Viola.
1:33:29
I do, up front and center.
1:33:34
From this point
I will not negotiate.

1:33:37
Damn. That girl can give
a nice little speech.

1:33:42
Deal?
1:33:46
Oh...
1:33:47
can they call me "Aunt Viola"
instead of "Grandma"?

1:33:50
Fine.

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