:07:01
Kevin was not, on his best day,,,
:07:04
,,,good enough for you, sweetheart,
:07:07
Now you tell me,
:07:29
Why not?
:07:31
You know l love you and l love Lisa,
but l think you're both better off,
:07:35
We sure weren't making each other
happy there at the end,
:07:39
Or the beginning,
:07:42
Or the middle,
:07:43
l mean, don't get me wrong, we all
wanted to sleep with Lisa, but marriage,,,,
:07:48
-That's not right,
-l said that out loud, didn't l?
:07:50
-You did,
-l better strike that from the record,
:07:54
No, lawyers get to do that,
l'm instructing you to disregard that,
:07:57
l think women have
the whole thing planned,
:08:00
Really, the whole thing,
:08:02
An epic narrative in their heads,
You know my theory about this?
:08:06
When you meet,
they have the whole story written,
:08:08
But you don't get to read it,
:08:10
But if you go off script,,,
:08:13
,,,right? They write you out
of the story,
:08:15
l got written out of Act 3,
:08:17
Now you're in Act 4, where l get you
banged every night of the week,
:08:21
Charlie, l'm toast, l just got shredded,
l am--
:08:24
-lt's time, healing time, l'm on the bench,
-Hey, Hey,
:08:27
l'm out of the game,
Bench me, bench me,
:08:31
-Hey,
-Benched,