:20:01
-He kissed just fine with me,
-Okay, Here goes,
:20:05
l went online, pretended l was you,,,
:20:07
,,,and put your profile
on PerfectMatch,com,
:20:13
You're making this up,
:20:15
You can't just sit back
and passively answer,,,
:20:18
,,,other people's ads anymore,
We are on offense,
:20:21
Well, forgive me if l'm a tad gun-shy
after my last date with my father,
:20:25
Come on, at least look at your profile,
:20:29
That's my high school
graduation picture,
:20:31
That's all l had,
That or your wedding photo,
:20:33
''Voluptuous''? Carol!
:20:35
Every woman listed claims
to be at least voluptuous,
:20:39
Some are ''gorgeous inside and out,''
most are ''sexually confident,''
:20:43
''Voluptuous, sensuous DWF seeks
special man to share starlit nights,
:20:48
-Must love dogs,''
-l put that in for you,
:20:50
And yet l'm still pissed,
:20:52
l must have done something right,
You have 1 8 responses,
:20:57
You listened to them, didn't you?
:20:59
l like three, 1 1 and 1 4,
Christine likes two and eight,
:21:03
Michael liked them all,
But you decide for yourself,
:21:38
What do you mean by voluptuous?
Do you mean big breasts...
:21:41
...or do you mean fat?
:21:45
I love dogs too.
:21:46
I have a great sense of humor,
but you could probably already tell that.
:21:51
Yo.
:21:53
My name is Walter Taylor.
I'm an attorney.
:21:56
Don't hang up.
I like opera. Don't delete me.