:36:02
He has a Ph,D, and a great ass,
Let's not get dragged down by ethics,
:36:07
Technically, he doesn't have
his Ph,D, yet,
:36:09
-But yes, the ass thing, l know,
-God, let's not even mention the eyes,
:36:13
-The crinkly smile,
-No, That would be wrong,
:36:16
-So can l ask you a question?
-No,
:36:18
You never would have left Kevin,
Would you?
:36:22
lf he hadn't left me?
No, l don't think so,
:36:26
But you weren't really happy,
:36:28
Well, l figured that was the life l picked,
so l had to make the most of it,
:36:33
l'm not even sure
l deserve a new life now,
:36:35
Sometimes l think that was supposed
to be my one chance and l blew it,
:36:39
Where did we get these bad attitudes,
you think?
:36:42
-The nuns?
-Yeah, that works,
:36:45
Let's blame the nuns,
Can l say one more thing?
:36:49
You love me, l know,
:36:53
l do,
:36:56
l mean, l was really bad,
She did not see my A game,
:36:59
Sounds like she didn't see
your B or C game,
:37:01
l'm gonna call her again,
l want to ask her out, l need a mulligan,
:37:05
Dog threw me,
l mean, the sun was in my eyes,
:37:07
Pick someone else, start over,
:37:08
No, this girl, there's something
special about this girl,
:37:11
You know the expression
''she took my breath away''?
:37:14
l mean, she did, l actually gasped,
l'm off the bench, man,
:37:18
Think she'll see you again?
l wouldn't,
:37:21
You're not nice,
Like, you're not a nice person,
:37:27
-Hi, June,
-Hey, June,
:37:29
-Hi, June,
-Hey, June,
:37:31
Need more cupcakes,
All the dads are staying for the party,
:37:34
-What's up with that?
-l have no idea,
:37:36
Every Halloween it's the same thing,
:37:38
But l guess it's great how involved
they are in their kids' world, lsn't it?
:37:42
-Yeah,
-Yeah,
:37:45
Why don't you and Eric come over,
:37:47
l'll rent a hopelessly romantic movie,
We can all hold hands together and cry,
:37:50
Sounds fun, but we can't,
:37:52
lt's our anniversary, and we always
spend it just the two of us,
:37:56
Sweet,
:37:57
Seven years ago tonight,
we met at my parents' house,
:37:59
They were trying to fix Eric up
with my sister,