:55:00
-So you didn't see it coming, huh?
-No, l thought we were happy,
:55:04
Maybe not ''happy'' happy,
but, you know, satisfied,
:55:07
l thought we were happy three times,
:55:10
Got a live one,
:55:12
You gotta come take a look at this,
:55:15
l love this lnternet,
lt's part fantasy, part community,
:55:19
And you get to pay your bills naked,
:55:21
They don't stress that enough
as a selling point,
:55:24
lt's Jeremy in San Diego,
:55:26
He thinks l'm 1 6,
He inverted the numbers in my age,
:55:29
-l didn't have the heart to tell him,
-That would've been cruel,
:55:33
He comes to me for advice,
He thinks l'm very mature,
:55:37
We're pinned,
:55:39
-You're on this, aren't you?
-PerfectMatch,com,
:55:42
-What, just one site?
-Yeah,
:55:44
Honey, you gotta put more bets
on the table,
:55:46
l'm on at least 1 0, You get to try out
different personalities,
:55:50
Like here, l say:
:55:52
''l'm into opera, antiques,
poetry in the original Greek,''
:55:58
And on this one:
:56:00
''l like to skydive, ride motorcycles
and enjoy rodeo,''
:56:04
But you don't do any of those things,
:56:06
lt's an ad, lt's like those cars that say
they get 30 miles to the gallon,
:56:11
l mean, who knows,
:56:13
You just want someone
to take you out for a test drive,
:56:16
l'm not comfortable advertising myself
this way,
:56:18
Honey, when you get to be my age
and approaching your expiration date,,,
:56:22
,,,it pays to advertise,
This baby never sleeps,
:56:27
lt's working for me 24 hours a day,
God bless its little Pentium-chip heart,
:56:33
So tell me about your ex,
:56:36
Kevin, He's a fireman,
:56:39
And cute, Very, very cute,
:56:42
l have the calendars,
:56:44
We met when l was dating
all my brothers' friends,
:56:47
My first two husbands were friends
of my brother Dave,
:56:51
Both of them bastards,
But then, so was my brother Dave,
:56:55
Things seemed to be going according
to plan with me and Kevin,
:56:59
We had our work, we got a house,
then it was time to have kids,