Must Love Dogs
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

1:10:02
''lf''? What do you mean, ''if''?
His mother and my mother were sisters,

1:10:06
-Ron Detmer?
-He's my optometrist,

1:10:09
He's expecting your call,
1:10:11
How many fingers am l holding up?
1:10:16
Sarah, great news,
l didn't want to get your hopes up,

1:10:20
But two guys in my office
just got divorced,

1:10:23
-So much to be thankful for,
-Start with Richie,

1:10:25
lf that doesn't work, go with Jerry,
1:10:27
-Richie first, Got it,
-Yeah, definitely go with Richie,

1:10:35
Better watch yourself, With those girls,
cleaning is a contact sport,

1:10:44
He's worth it, you know, your dad,
Despite all his shenanigans,

1:10:49
Besides, l'm having as much fun
as he is,

1:10:51
Why don't l believe you?
1:10:53
Look, you care about someone, they're in
a lot of pain, you cut them some slack,

1:10:59
l just thank God
he doesn't have a bigger table,

1:11:06
Hello,
1:11:15
One raised eyebrow,
Never a good sign,

1:11:18
How do you remember
all their names, Dad?

1:11:20
Let alone birthdays
and religious affiliations?

1:11:22
-l have it all on a disk, That way--
-l really don't want to know,

1:11:29
You're in different leagues, Dad,
You and Dolly,

1:11:32
l think she's starting
to fall for you,

1:11:34
-Well, l'm sorry if--
-No, you're not,

1:11:36
Because being a man today means
never having to say you're sorry,

1:11:39
l resent how easy this all is for you,
1:11:41
You've got women coming and going,
cooking, cleaning,

1:11:44
They're probably tuning up your car
for all l know,

1:11:47
All that matters to you guys is the tushies
are tight and the bellies are flat,

1:11:51
Meanwhile, caring, interesting,
compassionate women,,,

1:11:54
,,,of a certain age sit home alone,,,
1:11:56
,,,reading Jane Austen, eating ice cream,
which makes them less likely to find--


prev.
next.