:51:04
I've fucked every single guy and
his ugly uncle in this podunk town.
:51:09
Twice.
:51:19
You want one?
:51:21
One of us has to drive.
:51:26
I got a postcard from Wendy.
:51:28
I think she's mad at me
because I owe her like 3 letters.
:51:32
Yeah, her last P.S. is...
:51:34
"Tell Fuckface
to write me".
:51:36
So you wanna hear
what she says?
:51:42
"Hey, ass.
:51:43
So New York is insane and
crazy in the best possible way".
:51:46
Pardon me.
:51:48
Can we help you?
:51:50
I was wondering if I might
buy you boys a drink.
:51:53
Fuck off.
:51:56
You heard me, fag.
:51:58
Fuck...off.
:52:00
Stuck up little pricks.
:52:02
Harsh.
:52:04
Wasn't he kinda your type?
:52:07
I hate it when they look like
Tarzan and sound like Jane.
:52:10
Let's get out of
this shithole.
:52:13
But we just got here!
:52:16
Patches.
Patches!
:52:19
Patches, get
away from there!
:52:24
Farmers have been finding
mutilated cattle like this...
:52:26
around here for years.
:52:28
I told "World of Mystery", but
they conveniently edited it out.
:52:32
Daddy says it's just a bunch
of "Satan worshippers"...
:52:34
going around chopping up cows.
:52:36
Ha! Come here.
:52:39
Let me see your hand.
:52:42
Feel that?
:52:44
Its sex organs.
:52:45
They're gone.
:52:47
The aliens, they experiment
on cattle because the...
:52:50
poor things are so defenseless.
:52:52
Us, on the other hand,
they can't kill us,
:52:54
so they just leave behind
the hidden memories...
:52:56
of what they've done.
:52:57
Which in a way
is almost worse.
:52:59
Notice anything
else strange?