:58:00
Get your mind out
of the gutter, perv.
:58:02
He's not even gay,
I don't think.
:58:04
In fact, his vibe is
kinda weirdly asexual.
:58:08
His name is Brian Lackey.
:58:10
He lives in Little River
and, like yours truly,
:58:11
attends Hutchinson
Loser Community College.
:58:14
Anyways, the day you left...
:58:16
...your mom and I found him
literally on your doorstep,
:58:18
Iooking for you.
:58:20
He says you and him played
Little League together...
:58:22
Iike 10 years ago.
:58:23
He was the worst player on the
team, blah, blah, blah...
:58:26
He's full of
questions about you.
:58:28
But, of course, I
haven't told him much,
:58:30
i.e. about your
"line of work".
:58:33
I did say you were
queer like me,
:58:34
only because I figured
you wouldn't care.
:58:36
But now, are you ready
for the good part?
:58:39
He thinks that when you
and him were little...
:58:41
...you were both abducted
and examined by space aliens.
:58:45
How brilliant is that?
:58:47
But he was completely
serious when he told me this.
:58:49
Like you should've seen
the look in his eyes.
:58:52
So, what's the story, dude?
:58:53
Were you abducted
by a UFO or what?
:58:57
P.S. - Are your crabs gone yet?
:59:07
-Brian?
-Yeah?
:59:13
-You have a visitor.
-Hi Brian.
:59:14
I was just in the neighborhood
and I thought I'd stop by,
:59:17
see how you're doing.
:59:20
I'll be in the front
room if you need me.
:59:22
Thanks, Mom.
:59:28
Didn't care for that film.
:59:30
That, I didn't see.
:59:32
Your Mom doesn't
like me very much.
:59:35
She thinks I'm trying
to steal you away.
:59:37
Any luck in your
search for "N. McCormick"?
:59:40
I met his mom and
his best friend,
:59:43
but he's in New York right now.
:59:45
New York. Really?
:59:51
Here. Sit down.
:59:59
Had any more of
those dreams?