:18:05
All right?
:18:09
Bloody hell.
:18:10
You can see France already.
lsn"t very far, is it?
:18:14
Near enough to swim.
:18:16
l wish l had.
:18:32
(Laughter)
:18:44
EDDlE: Frank?
:18:47
Frank?
:18:50
You aII right?
:18:55
How mad would you have to be to swim this?
:18:58
Totally.
:19:08
DANNY: How far is it to France?
EDDlE: We"re in France, you dipstick.
:19:12
DANNY: l know we"re in France
but how far is it from Britain?
:19:15
NORMAN: 20 miIes,
give or take the odd oiI tanker.
:19:18
DANNY: 20 miIes, eh?
How do they measure that?
:19:21
MlCHELLE: They look very small from here.
:19:23
They are very small. lt"s just
us women like to shrink when we get near them.
:19:27
You can"t just swim across
one of the busiest shipping routes in the world.
:19:31
Who do you show your passport to?
Punch and Judy?
:19:34
- The deckchair man.
- l was a deckchair man for a day.
:19:38
- Only a day?
- lt wasn"t what l was expecting.
:19:42
MlCHELLE: Did you teII him yet?
JOAN: No. God, no.
:19:46
l will.
:19:48
He won"t like it.
He"ll think it"s to do with him losing his job.
:19:52
MlCHELLE: And he"ll like it even less
when he finds out the truth.
:19:56
That it"s got absolutely nothing
to do with him at all.