:06:03
of blonde hair, and blue eyes,
and an hourglass figure.
:06:07
You know, my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon, is so lucky.
:06:11
She's three for three.
:06:13
Me, I could dye my hair,
but nobody respects a bottle blonde.
:06:17
I am slim, however,
and my breasts are coming along nicely...
:06:21
though not as nicely as my friend Brittany's,
whom you'll meet soon.
:06:27
You're very lucky that I'm doing this for you.
:06:30
I know you probably have an impression
of American high school girls...
:06:33
being mean and spiteful...
:06:36
and it's a reputation that's largely deserved,
believe me.
:06:40
But I'm not like that at all.
I really try to be a good person.
:06:44
The same as my best friend Brittany,
whom you'll meet soon.
:06:50
So here's your first survival tip:
:06:52
This is Beverly Hills,
so a lot of the kids that go here...
:06:54
have rich and famous parents,
and it's good to know who's who.
:06:58
Like, that's Josh Horowitz.
:07:00
His dad is the famous lawyer Larry Horowitz.
:07:03
He defended that baseball player
who killed his wife. He got him off, too...
:07:06
even though they found him
running around...
:07:08
covered in blood with a baseball bat,
screaming, "I killed the bitch!"
:07:13
And that's Lenora Fincher.
:07:15
Her mom was the spokesmodel
for this perfume company...
:07:17
but then she got old and they fired her.
:07:20
And that's Terry something.
:07:23
His parents aren't famous,
so nobody talks to him.
:07:25
I do, though, 'cause I'm a good person.
:07:28
- Hi, Terry.
- It's Dave.
:07:36
- That smells good, what is that?
- Sfeha. Would you like some?
:07:40
- Is it fattening?
- I don't know.
:07:43
I'm on a diet. I better play it safe.
:07:46
I'm organizing this International Food Fair...
:07:48
to raise money
for the Drama Club next week.
:07:49
- You must participate. Will you?
- Okay.
:07:52
Bonus.
:07:54
My hope is that the Fair will not only
raise money for the Drama Club...
:07:58
but also, kind of,
foster a spirit of togetherness...