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among the multicultural community
here at Roxbury.
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I have respect for all races...
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but I'm very glad that I was born white.
:08:14
As a woman, it's the best race to be...
:08:16
especially if you want to become an actress,
like I do.
:08:21
If I wasn't white...
:08:23
then the next thing I'd want to be is Asian,
because a lot of men like Asian girls...
:08:27
because they think they're docile,
and sweet, and subservient...
:08:30
which I don't really think is true...
:08:32
because I once met this Asian girl
at summer camp...
:08:34
and she was a real bitch.
:08:40
If I couldn't be white,
and I also couldn't be Asian...
:08:43
then my third choice
would be African-American...
:08:46
'cause I've always wanted
to be a gospel singer...
:08:48
and also black men are more forgiving
if your butt gets big.
:08:51
Except I definitely want light skin
and Caucasian features...
:08:55
like Vanessa Williams or Halle Berry.
:09:00
So, rule of thumb:
:09:02
Any time you have a sentence
consisting of two clauses...
:09:04
the second being introduced
by a conjunction or by a relative...
:09:09
And finally, you know, Randa,
no offense or anything...
:09:14
but my very last choice would be an Arab.
:09:17
Truth be told,
you're not in a very enviable position.
:09:21
There's a lot of resentment in this country
towards the Middle East...
:09:24
a lot of stereotypes floating around,
which I don't really think are true...
:09:27
because in the short time I've known you,
you haven't tried to bomb anybody...
:09:30
and you currently smell okay to me.
:09:34
But people will laugh at you...
:09:37
and probably make fun of that thing
you wear on your head.
:09:39
- This is my hijab. I must not remove it.
- I know that.
:09:45
But people are ignorant.
:09:49
To give you an example,
there's this joke going around.
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- How does an Arab get his wife pregnant?
- I do not know.
:09:59
She gets naked and lies down on the bed.