:12:03
You know, Brit, I was watching girls go by
in their convertibles...
:12:08
I'd say about 75% to 85% of them
were what we call beautiful.
:12:14
- But you want to know a secret?
- What?
:12:19
They're ugly on the inside, not like you.
:12:25
You're special.
Your kind of beauty lasts forever.
:12:40
- Hi!
- Barry, get off me!
:12:45
Randa, this is Barry.
:12:46
Barry's technically my boyfriend,
except I don't like him.
:12:50
So, Kimberly, Trevor McNeill
has the funniest shit on his locker.
:12:55
It's this poster with all these reasons
why beer is better than a woman.
:12:58
One of the reasons was:
:13:00
Beer doesn't talk.
:13:07
- No, that wasn't it.
- It's okay, Barry.
:13:09
- Trev, yo, what's up, man?
- Barry plays football.
:13:13
- Girlfriend.
- Girlfriend.
:13:15
- How was the Dysfunction audition?
- I'm not holding my breath.
:13:19
It's so hard to stand out
from all the other aspirants, you know?
:13:22
Yeah.
:13:24
So, Brittany, this is Randa.
:13:25
Randa's from the Middle East.
She's really sweet.
:13:28
- She doesn't say much, though.
- Hi.
:13:31
I know all about the immigrant experience,
how hard it can be.
:13:34
I'm Canadian.
:13:36
So where were you all day?
:13:39
Truant with Troy.
:13:42
- You look high on happy pills.
- God, Kimberly, he's a poet.
:13:45
Everything that comes out of his mouth
is like an iambic pentagram.
:13:50
- Who is Troy?
- Who's Troy?
:13:54
He's only the hottest hottie
of all the hotties at Roxbury.
:13:57
That's what my mother called
"damning with faint praise."
:13:59
Kimberly and Troy used to go out.
Now that Troy and I are together...