:24:01
I can't believe he did that to me,
in front of Troy, in front of everybody.
:24:04
Look, he's nothing. He's less than nothing.
He's nobody.
:24:09
I feel like I have this fire inside of me...
:24:11
and I just want to breathe it out,
and I want to burn him.
:24:13
I want to watch him burn.
:24:17
He will, Brittany. We'll burn him.
:24:22
You and me.
:24:25
How? Tell me how?
:24:30
We'll talk about it. Just come over tonight.
:24:33
I've invited Randa, too.
We'll all talk about it, okay?
:24:38
Okay.
:24:43
- I love you, Kimberly.
- I love you, too.
:24:48
Come on.
:24:53
Wait, no, put it back on.
I want to watch The Real World.
:24:55
No, I hate The Real World.
Those girls are bitches.
:24:58
- You're a bitch.
- Yeah, well, you're a trollop.
:25:00
Fine.
:25:04
- I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop.
:25:09
I don't even really know what one is.
:25:11
It's a promiscuous woman,
often a prostitute.
:25:14
Okay.
:25:16
It is time to open up my big bag of fun.
:25:20
These are assorted items that I've stolen
from Dad for our consumption this evening.
:25:25
Item number one:
Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
:25:28
Don't those things make you cough?
:25:30
No, they're cigars.
You don't have to swallow. I mean, inhale.
:25:33
No, thanks.
:25:35
Are you sure, Randa?
:25:36
To become successful actresses
you have to learn how to smoke them.
:25:39
- It's trendy.
- That's true.
:25:41
No, thank you, I do not smoke.
:25:43
Okay. Item number two:
:25:47
One of Dad's many, many pornos.
:25:50
Titty Lickers 2.
The search for Golden Curlies.
:25:53
- Why would we want to watch a porno?
- 'Cause they're funny.
:25:56
Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex,
and this is the best way to learn.