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I need a real lawyer,
not a high-school Law teacher.
:41:04
Okay, look,
what you seem to be forgetting is that...
:41:06
I'm not just a high-school Law teacher,
all right?
:41:08
I passed the Bar in '96.
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So, technically, I'm licensed to practice law
in the State of California.
:41:14
I understand, Roger.
:41:15
Technically, you can practice law,
but you're not a practicing lawyer.
:41:18
No, I'm not,
but I'll be better than a public defender.
:41:20
What I lack in experience,
you know I'll make up for with insight.
:41:23
I know you, I know the school,
and I know these girls.
:41:27
Look at me, man, I'm your guy.
:41:31
I don't... What's the point?
:41:34
Nobody's going to believe me.
I'm never gonna beat this.
:41:37
What kind of attitude is that?
I already have a foolproof strategy.
:41:41
I saw this in a movie once, all right?
Look, we say one of your arms is dead...
:41:45
useless. Then, at a crucial point in the trial,
I throw a jar at you...
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and you catch it with your other hand,
thus proving your innocence.
:41:53
You are an idiot.
:41:57
Which arm do we say is dead?
:42:01
- Well, which hand did you grope them with?
- Roger.
:42:04
Roger, let me make something clear to you,
all right?
:42:06
I didn't touch these girls. Never. Not once.
Not one of them.
:42:10
Let me make something clear to you, okay?
:42:12
If I'm gonna be your lawyer,
I don't wanna know if you did it.
:42:14
I don't care. It's irrelevant.
:42:16
- Okay, but...
- No, listen to me.
:42:19
I don't want to know. Got it?
:42:32
Now I'm running my fingers
along your chest.
:42:36
And my red nails
are ripping through your chest hair...
:42:40
like fire through a forest.
:42:44
What am I doing to you?
:42:48
I've got my thumb so far up your ass,
I'm bowling with your ass.
:42:52
- Okay? I'm...
- Hank!
:42:54
Yeah!
:42:56
Okay, so that Evers report, I think,
is due on Monday, is it not?