1:23:00
Okay. Randa, that's really sweet...
1:23:02
but in America, doctors don't help the poor.
1:23:08
And I hope you're not implying
that actresses don't help society...
1:23:11
because they often attend charity events...
1:23:13
and, you know, appear in films
that have important social messages.
1:23:17
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
- It's okay.
1:23:21
I just hope that me and Brittany
can persuade you to change your mind.
1:23:25
Being a doctor
requires an awful lot of schooling...
1:23:28
whereas the wonderful thing
about being an actress is...
1:23:31
you don't have to study at all.
1:23:33
All it takes is talent, determination...
1:23:36
and sleeping with some people
who you otherwise wouldn't.
1:23:40
- And the edge.
- Yes.
1:23:43
Brittany and I often talk about the edge.
1:23:47
See, unfortunately, we're not
the only aspiring actresses in this town.
1:23:50
It's filled to the brim with competition,
most of whom are equally talented...
1:23:56
and equally as beautiful,
and equally as promiscuous.
1:24:00
So you need something
to separate yourself from the pack.
1:24:04
You need the edge.
1:24:07
This leads us to Mr. Anderson.
1:24:09
- It does?
- Yes.
1:24:12
Randa, what's the greatest thing
about this country?
1:24:16
Sylvester Stallone?
1:24:18
No. The greatest thing
about this country is freedom.
1:24:23
And one of those freedoms
is that anybody can sue anybody...
1:24:27
at any time, over anything.
1:24:30
And even if your case
is completely unfounded and you lose...
1:24:34
you can still tarnish
someone's reputation forever.
1:24:37
You want to sue Mr. Anderson?
1:24:41
The timing's perfect.
1:24:42
That lesbian reporter's roaming
the hallowed halls of Roxbury.
1:24:46
What if something explosive happened...
1:24:48
during what was supposed
to be an innocuous little puff piece?
1:24:52
Something like sexual assault charges?
1:24:58
Do you suppose that the main players...