:05:01
How are you being involved?
Because I'm in the car.
:05:03
I'm going to be
a witness to this.
That makes me an accessory.
:05:06
What, like a handbag?
Morris.
:05:09
So who's it this time?
:05:10
You know what? Don't...
I don't wanna know.
Don't tell me.
:05:12
Her father's probably in
waste management or something.
:05:15
What I would like to know
is why no girl will
go out with you twice.
:05:18
One date, it's over.
What do you do?
What do you say?
:05:21
You know,
it's a mystery to me, too.
:05:27
Are you a hermaphrodite?
Do you have hantavirus?
:05:30
This is it. Come on.
:05:33
All right,
just make this quick.
:05:34
I gotta meet Michelle
at the movies a little later.
:05:36
Michelle? God.
Just make it quick.
:05:51
[Doorbell rings]
:05:58
Hi.
What the hell
are you doing here?
:06:00
I told you I never wanted
to see you again.
:06:03
I just want to talk.
Just come out here
and let's talk.
:06:05
I can't believe
you came to my house.
:06:07
You have no respect for women.
I don't, I'm sorry.
:06:09
You hurt my feelings,
you piece of shit.
:06:11
Okay. Okay.
I can't believe you're here.
:06:13
[Screams]
Okay? Okay?
:06:15
Mikey!
Okay, I'm gonna go.
:06:17
Joey, come out here!
:06:19
Mikey! Joey! Come out here!
Mikey? Joey?
:06:21
Go! Get in the car!
Get in the car!
:06:25
Go, go, go!
:06:26
[All yelling]
:06:32
Oh, shit!
:06:37
It's not funny.
:06:49
[Sighs]
:06:50
Meeting Michelle.
Yeah.
:06:53
(Morris)
What are you going to see,
Beaches?
:06:55
You're the wind
beneath my wings, Mo.
:06:56
Hey, did you ever know
you were my hero?
:06:59
Have fun.
All right, man.