Racing Stripes
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

:28:02
- Class is now in session.
- Will we be tested on this?

:28:05
Stuff it, McNugget. Rule number one,
we never say nothing.

:28:09
Even when tortured,
not a word gets out.

:28:12
Watch this. Look out!
Freddy the Flamingo's right behind you.

:28:15
- Hey, Goose.
- All right, I'll talk, I'll talk.

:28:17
It was Vito. Vito Pelligrino from Pier 9.
:28:21
What do you know? Goose, who was really
a pelican, is really a stool pigeon...

:28:25
...who is actually a chicken that ducks.
:28:27
- That makes five birds in one, count them.
- I'm no chicken.

:28:31
Mind you, I got nothing
against chickens.

:28:33
I mean, some of my best friends
are chickens. Fowl are fine folks.

:28:38
All right, let's go, it's time.
:28:40
Now, you guys stay here.
This ain't gonna be pretty.

:28:43
Oh, boy, now what do I do?
:28:45
All right, tough guy, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way.

:28:49
Gentlemen, don't let the feathers fool you,
this dude's dangerous.

:28:53
He's a killing machine
disguised as an idiot.

:28:56
Hey, you like that? Huh?
Right in the seat.

:28:58
Okay, lights out.
:29:01
Turning up the pain. You like that?
:29:03
Come on, can you hear me?
:29:07
Oh, a spitter, huh?
Oh, you wanna dance?

:29:10
You want a piece of the Goose?
:29:13
Karate-chop-a! Poke-a-sock-a!
Smack-a-face-a! Break-a-bones-a!

:29:25
You see?
You call the Goose, and ba-da-bing.

:29:31
Ba-da-boom.
:29:35
This is Reggie Redrooster
with the farm report.

:29:38
In sports news, Goose the Pelican
dropped the motorcycle in the first round.

:29:42
Then, for good measure,
taught the truck a lesson as well.

:29:48
Move it along, nothing to see here.
:29:52
I'm gonna be late for work.
:29:55
Well, you can take Old Blue.

prev.
next.