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:35:04
He's mine, Miss Dalrymple.
I had no other way of getting here.

:35:10
- I'll go put him in the stables.
- Yes, and from now on...

:35:13
...you will leave him at that petting zoo you
and your father so laughably call a farm.

:35:18
This is a racetrack, dear,
not the Serengeti.

:35:28
You don't know the words
to that either.

:35:30
I can make up a rap about anything.
:35:38
Hey. Hey, what's that?
:35:39
Well, that's obvious.
It's the racetrack referee.

:35:42
Buzz, check this out.
Hey, pal, why the long face?

:35:49
- Thank you!
- "Why the long face?"

:35:51
- Still got it!
- What are you doing? Look.

:35:54
You're a horse!
You all have long faces, get it?

:35:57
- It's a joke!
- I've heard all the jokes.

:36:00
The others have been making fun
of me since I was born.

:36:03
- I know I'm different.
- You think you had it rough?

:36:06
You try starting out life as a maggot.
Nobody wants to pet a little maggot.

:36:10
- Nobody.
- Scuzz, Scuzz, Scuzz. Come on, now. Easy.

:36:12
Seriously, what's with the stripes?
Are you making some kind of statement?

:36:16
Yeah, you know, I saw you...
:36:18
...and I was about to say
to my brother Buzz:

:36:20
"I never seen a black horse
with white stripes."

:36:23
You dimwit! He is obviously
a white horse with black stripes!

:36:28
Now, anybody could see that.
:36:31
Guys, look out!
:36:38
- Are we dead? Are we dead?
- Well, if we are...

:36:41
...Buzz, we're in heaven!
:36:51
Here comes your open winner, Miss D.
:36:53
Yes, well, he better be, Mr. Cooper.
:36:55
Anything less than a victory,
and you'll be back shoveling manure.


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