:12:05
- Touchdown!
- Oh, here's the-
:12:10
Ow!
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All right, our next guest...
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is looking to get back
into the game he loves, and this time...
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he promises not to ruffle
any more feathers.
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- Aw!
- Please welcome the former
head coach at Ohio Polytech...
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Roy McCormick!
:12:24
- Hey!
- How are ya?
:12:26
Roy, you're a man of your word. You said you'd
come on the show when you were available.
:12:30
And, brother,
you are really available now.
:12:32
Well, you know, I'm weighin' my options.
I'm a free agent, baby.
:12:35
My fans!
:12:39
Word on the street is you couldn't
get a job right now fielding sheep.
:12:42
Whoa!
:12:44
Look, I wanna go somewhere where-
where the desire to win is just great, you know.
:12:48
'Cause y'all know I'm a winner, and I-
I kind of wanna go back to my roots.
:12:52
- That's what I want.
- You're a winner!
He's a winner, folks!
:12:55
- That's right.
- Come with me.
:12:58
Come on. I got a plan.
Come on.
:13:19
- Anything yet?
- It's ringing.
:13:22
- There?
- Mm-hmm.
:13:23
- I'll get it. Stay.
- Whatever.
:13:31
Man, this is a junior high.
:13:33
I won three N.C.B.A. championships.
I mean, what do I gotta do?
:13:37
Roy, don't you see it?
It's perfect. It's your old school.
:13:42
Look, we accept their offer.
:13:44
You work with these kids for a week.
They get a huge thrill out of it.
:13:46
Duh!
You look like a saint...
:13:49
and we get free P.R., which,
no offense, Roy, we desperately need.
:13:52
In the meantime, it'll give me a chance
to land us a solid job offer.
:13:56
- What offers do we have now?
- Hmm?