:23:01
On commission.
:23:03
On an escalating scale.
Start at $3000.
:23:10
You're not gonna get
a better deal than that.
:23:15
We'll take it.
:23:22
Congratulations.
:23:24
- I sold my soul.
- For 3 grand a segment.
:23:26
You ain't got nothing
without my protest.
:23:29
Does everything
have to be about you?
:23:31
Me? You're the one
helping my ex-boyfriend.
:23:33
He needed a lawyer.
:23:35
I figured I could help out,
since you got them evicted.
:23:38
You know what? Why don't the two
of you get an accountant's ledger...
:23:41
...and a bottle of champagne
and go at it.
:23:43
Invite the girl you were just flirting with
to join us and I will.
:23:46
Oh, my God. Come on, Pookie.
I was just being friendly.
:23:50
- My God.
- What do you want, huh?
:23:52
I'll do anything.
You want me to be your slave?
:23:54
You want me
to just obey your every wish?
:23:56
Tell me what you want.
:24:00
Commitment.
:24:03
That's all?
:24:05
Why didn't you say so
in the first place?
:24:07
What?
:24:11
All you have to do is ask...
:24:14
...and I'm yours.
:24:21
Will you commit to me?
:24:25
To be with only me
for the rest of our lives?
:24:40
I will.
:24:43
I do.
:24:53
This can't be happening.