:02:14
Hey, did you guys ever see my
Silence of the Lambs impression?
:02:17
- Yes.
- Oh, God.
:02:19
Who's here saw
Silence of the Lambs?
:02:21
- Yes.
- That's the best movie of all time.
:02:23
He does.
He spits, though.
:02:24
If you don't want spit on you,
I'd suggest you move.
:02:28
Okay. Very good. Very good.
:02:30
Guys, you gotta watch this.
:02:33
Come on. Stop!
:02:36
Put the lotion in the basket!
:02:45
It puts the lotion in the basket,
or it gets the hose!
:02:50
It puts the lotion in the basket,
or it gets the hose!
:02:54
Put the fuckin' lotion in the basket!
:02:57
Thank you.
:03:00
I'm qualified to teach...
I'm probably not qualified to teach.
:03:03
But I have people on staff
with music degrees, for those parents...
:03:06
I'm self-quali...
I mean, I'm a really good teacher.
:03:09
I just say that 'cause I am.
:03:11
I mean, I just...
It comes naturally to me.
:03:13
And I've honed my craft
over the years.
:03:15
You know... Some people can just play.
I can just teach.
:03:20
And I'll teach all day.
I'll teach you somethin' right now.
:03:23
Okay? I'll teach you
how to take a punch.
:03:44
It started out with just 17 kids
coming over to my apartment every week.
:03:49
I thought they gettin' real good.
:03:50
I had a practice space
when I was with my band.
:03:52
So I said, "Okay, kids,
let's get together on Saturday and jam. "
:03:56
And we did, and the kids were awful.
:03:58
All those scales and chords and songs
they learned were useless.