Rock School

Yeah, sure. I do too.
He's a great guy.

- I don't have a problem with him.
- Yeah. He's always been nice to me.

He's different around the parents.
Die, scoundrel! Kneel!
- Say it! Say it!
- All hail Paul.

One, two. You mess up once, I'll fuckin'
punch your face out, all right?

- Okay.
- Okay. One, two, three, four.

You have to love this.
Do you love this song?

Do you love Dio?
Do you love Satan?

- Do you love Satan?
- Yes.

I love you.
I want you to rock. That's all.

I want to give you...
the gift of rock.

Do you love, like, hot women
and rock music and all that?

'Cause that's what Satan gives us.
To tempt us...
from what we should be doing.

Like, the whole trend in education now
is, you don't compare children.

I do. She's better than you.
- Okay.
- Okay. Bye.

You know what the problem is, Shannon?
You're pretty good at singing.
You're pretty good at keyboards.
You're pretty good at vocals. You know?

But you're not as good as
the Zappa keyboard players.

You're not as good
as the Zappa vocalists...

and you're not as good
as the Zappa guitar players.

- Just fuckin' do what I say for a change!
- Okay, okay.

- You wanna dump crying today?
- No.

- Don't look at your fingers!
- All right.

Girls look at their fingers.
You wanna be a girl guitar player?

- No.
- You wanna be in the Bangles?

You even stop working
for one second, you're out.