Saint Ralph
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:01:01
Get back here, you bastards!
:01:03
- Surely there must be
some self-abuse, my son.

:01:11
- I have committed
22 sins of the flesh.

:01:14
- Ahem. You're a pervert.
:01:15
You're not even making an appearance
in purgatory with that record.

:01:19
- Really? I had no idea.
:01:22
- Ah... I'm not even sure
I have the power to forgive you.

:01:25
- Please, Father. I'll try harder.
:01:27
- Harder? That's the problem.
:01:30
You should talk to a priest,
not me, kid.

:01:47
- I can't believe
I actually told them

:01:49
that I'd abused myself 22 times
in the last week.

:01:52
- 22 times?
:01:54
And I thought I was going to hell.
:01:58
Is it Grace or Gracie
for your grandmother?

:02:00
- Grace.
:02:11
- Put out that cigarette.
:02:13
You're breaking school rules.
:02:18
- Hey, Chester, I need to smoke.
It calms my nerves.

:02:21
- We're having confession
later today.

:02:24
Thought you might like to join us,
Walker.

:02:28
Gorilla.
:02:30
Think there's a world record
for hanging?

:02:33
- Probably not.
:02:35
- Even if there isn't, I could announce
that I'm going to set one.

:02:39
There's absolutely no reason why
my idiot-savantness couldn't be hanging.

:02:43
Look, I could hang here all day.
:02:48
Did you see that attempted catch?
:02:57
Ohh...

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