:27:00
- Yes, Father.
:27:01
- Let's get something straight
right here and now, all right?
:27:04
So there's absolutely
no confusion.
:27:06
Forget about miracles, please.
:27:08
- I would have thought you,
of all people... a priest...
:27:11
would believe in miracles.
:27:13
- I'm trying to help you, Ralph.
:27:15
Father Fitzpatrick is upper clergy,
Monsignor material.
:27:19
Not a man
you want to go up against.
:27:21
- Your friend Nietzsche wrote,
and I quote,
:27:23
"The Anarchist and the Christian
often have a common origin. "
:27:27
I'm trying to be both.
:27:31
- That's not what Nietzsche meant!
:27:33
- I don't care.
:27:35
OK, so the cosmic events
stacked up,
:27:37
and I was still unsure about it
until my conversation with God.
:27:41
Unfortunately, you'll still be in a coma
for a few months,
:27:44
because Boston is not until April.
:27:46
But that's better
than the rest of your life.
:27:49
Excuse me for a second, Mom.
:27:52
Claire!
:27:55
- What's wrong
with your grandmother?
:27:57
- Oh, she's not my grandmother.
This is Mrs. Scarlet.
:28:00
She's a patient here.
I volunteer at the hospital.
:28:02
Uh, Mrs. Scarlet, Ralph Walker.
:28:05
- Hello.
Can I talk to you for a second?
:28:11
I need some advice in religion,
:28:13
specifically stuff
of a miraculous nature.
:28:15
- Miracles? Why?
:28:19
So, tell me again.
What did God look like?
:28:21
- Uh, Santa Claus.
:28:23
- Really?
:28:25
- I've been praying since I was five
for a divine tap on the shoulder.
:28:29
I envy you.
So, what's your question?
:28:33
- I just want to make sure
I'm not missing anything.
:28:35
I do those three things,
and all I have to do
:28:38
is show up for Boston, I'll win?
- Wrong.
:28:40
That's where the faith part
comes in.
:28:42
You have to believe
that you're going to win Boston.
:28:45
- I do. God told me.
:28:48
- Do you believe it
right down to your bones?
:28:52
Just as I suspected.
You see,
:28:54
God won't be in your corner,
unless you believe you're going to win.
:28:57
- There's no way I'll be able
to improve that much.