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I used to train
with the Finnish Marathoners.
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- You were a runner?
:35:05
- No, uh, I was
:35:07
a Canadian nurse
on overseas assignment
:35:09
and amateur bobsledder.
:35:12
If you're serious about training,
come over some time,
:35:15
and we can lift weights.
Paavo Nurmi did,
:35:17
and he won
nine Olympic gold medals.
:35:19
- Wow.
:35:30
- You OK?
:35:32
- My glucose levels are down.
:35:34
Claire, listen.
:35:35
The book on martyrs has helped,
but I still can't pray.
:35:38
- Well, divine revelations aside,
you've obviously got a serious blockage.
:35:42
Are you sure you were baptized?
:35:44
- No, and it's kind of hard
to ask anyone right now.
:35:47
- Yeah. Sorry.
:35:49
Why don't you try, uh,
rubbing your knees with sandpaper
:35:52
until they bleed, and then kneeling down
in a pan of alcohol to pray?
:35:59
- What grit paper?
:36:10
Ahh... agghhhh!
:36:22
The runner will ensure
he eats at least 6,000 calories a day.
:36:43
- I thought I had a big appetite.
:36:45
What's with the gluttony?
:36:48
- I'm training to win
the Boston Marathon.
:36:51
- It's actually true.
:36:53
You think you can perform
a miracle?
:36:56
- Yeah.
:36:59
- Weirdo.