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to talk to our celebrity guest, Nick
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But there's one slight problem.
And it's this...
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Nick isn't interested in talking to you.
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So what if you happen to be...
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the same customers who shell out
10 dollars for his 2-dollar dish.
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Nick doesn't care. Which is why
he never bothered coming here.
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ln fact, he's sleeping.
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So it's obvious how much
he values your time and mine.
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Excuse me...
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And then l'd ask him why he changed.
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his name from Nikhil Arora to Nick ?
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Nikhil is ugghhh. Nick is cool .
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ls he one of those lndians
who are ashamed of being lndian ?
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l mean, what is this Nick business ?
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Yo. l'm cool. l'm Australian. l'm Nick.
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Crap ! What's she doing ?
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What's worh thinking about is,
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what else is Nikhil Arora ashamed of ?
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For example, is he ashamed of his face ?
Maybe he's really ugly.
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Maybe that's why he became a chef.
To hide inside kitchens...
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and not show his face around.
On that note, here's a song for you..
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What the...
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Hello... Nick here.
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l'm almost there, yaar.
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But this chick, your announcer,
RJ-whatever... what's her name ?
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Hambar !
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Hambar ? What's this
Hambar babe doing yaar ?
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ls this any way to talk about a guest ?
l want to talk to her.
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Hello, is that Hambar ?
Hambar, Nick here.
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What... what're you doing ?
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Taking an interview.
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Whose ? - Yours
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But l'm not there yet.
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Really ?
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l didn't even notice that.
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Listen yaar...
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Listen yaar !
You bloody Nikhil Arora !
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You......Hambar !
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Why the hell are you
calling me Hambar ?
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Why the hell are you
calling me Nikhil Arora ?
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Because it's your name.
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No, my name is Nick.
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Oh really !
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Well, if you'd been here,
l'd call you whatever you wanted.
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Nick, Nick, Marlon Brando.
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Hello, what's your problem ?