Salaam Namaste
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:08:03
Hey mate, you're bleeding.
:08:04
What ?
:08:07
Are you Okay ?
- l'm fine. l....l don't like blood.

:08:11
You better see a doctor man.
- No doctor.

:08:14
l don't like doctors.
:08:15
But you're bleeding
- Stop saying that.

:08:21
Want to catch a movie ?
:08:31
So, Jignesh, what's your diagnosis ?
:08:34
The patient has been experiencing.
:08:36
a vague pain in the abdomen,
:08:37
followed by severe bouts
of constipation, vomiting, swelling,

:08:41
bleeding stools and progressive weakness.
:08:43
A biopsy can be conclusive.
:08:44
But my diagnosis suggests
lymphosarcoma of the intestine,

:08:48
just what Rajesh Khanna had in Anand
:08:55
Made-in-Surat,
raised-on-khakra-dhokli,

:08:57
Jignesh Pandya's lone phobia was...
:08:59
that he'd spend his
whole life squatting behind..

:09:01
the Archana Sarees cash register.
:09:03
Unlike his father, the millions.
:09:04
wouldn't make life worh swatting away.
:09:06
Perhaps it was fear that drove him
to pass the medical entrance test

:09:10
But now, homesick in Australia,
he's regretting his decision.

:09:15
Vey nice, Jignesh. Good job.
:09:21
Fory ! - But why ?
:09:22
Because l know,
you've skipped homework..

:09:25
..and you'll copy it off me,
so twenty more.

:09:28
When dad finds out that
he's sponsoring..

:09:30
..the education of two instead of one...
:09:32
Long live Archana Sarees !
:09:34
Now give me a hundred dollars more.
- What for ?

:09:36
Because a friend is always
there when you need him.

:09:38
Forget it. Why don't you go rob your dad ?
:09:47
Amby... l'm sory.
:09:49
lt's just a loan damn it !
:09:50
l won't charge you for
the next five classes.

:09:52
But, a hundred dollars...
:09:54
Simone's wedding.
l need to buy a dress.

:09:56
Simone's... getting married ?
:09:59
Why ? Didn't you get an invitation ?

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