The 40 Year Old Virgin
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I went out with this girl
for four months...

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and it was the greatest...
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greatest thing in my life.
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Until she went down on this
guy in an Escalade, I think.

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And, you know,
instead of saying:

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"Okay, what am I doing
that caused this behavior?"...

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I dumped her. Stupid decision.
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I spent the last two years
of my life regretting it.

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Why don't you
get her back right now?

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Because she's dating
this pot dealer.

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Stupid horrible decision.
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But, hey, that's her journey,
you know.
I gotta respect that.

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I gotta give her the space.
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She wants to be
some immature little bitch
and blow everybody...

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that's love, man.
It sounds horrible.

:19:39
Of course it's horrible.
It's suffering...

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and it's pain and it's...
You know, you lose weight...

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and then you
put back on weight...

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and then you call them
a bunch of times...

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and you try and email
and then they move
or they change their email...

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but that's just love.
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Do you realize that
this is the first time...

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we've spoken for more than,
like, 30 seconds?

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Uh-huh.
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It's kind of nice.
Come out with us this weekend.

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No pressure.
We'll just have a good time.

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Okay, yeah, I will.
I'll give it a shot.

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Great.
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But I'm not going to have sex
with anybody.

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Good, sex should be
the last thing on your mind.

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**[I Got Ants In My Pants
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Logjam. Hi.
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Shit.
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Oh, God.
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Sorry.
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See you later.
Thanks for the dance.

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I'm okay. It's all right.

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