The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:22:00
You'll pull my
fucking hair out!

:22:03
We did it.
God!

:22:05
Oh, my God,
you came in your pants.

:22:06
What did you do?
I had some Cream of Wheat.

:22:10
You know what else is sexy?
What?

:22:13
Me...
Yeah?

:22:14
...sucking...
:22:17
on your...
:22:20
toe.
:22:21
That's what you want to
suck on?
Yeah.

:22:23
It's just so big and thick.
Okay.

:22:29
Yeah.
:22:32
[Laughing]
:22:34
That tickles.
:22:35
[Screams]
:22:36
I'm sorry. Oh, no.
:22:38
Your nose is bleeding.
You think?

:22:40
I'm sorry.
I'm hot.

:22:43
But, now,
you can't have any of this.

:22:45
You should just
give up forever!

:22:47
[Exclaiming]
:22:53
**[Ain't No Mountain
High Enough playing]

:22:56
Cal, what do you think?
Is this too yellow?

:22:58
No.
:22:59
What's Curious George like
in real life?

:23:02
Come on, man.
:23:03
**[J.O.D.D. playing]
:23:12
Wow, this is
pretty crowded.

:23:15
Yeah. Well,
it's $9 beer night.

:23:19
Okay, look now.
:23:21
So, this is
what's about to happen,
all right?

:23:23
You about to go run down
some drunk chicks, all right?

:23:26
And don't confuse
that with tipsy.
We talking about drunk.

:23:28
I want vomit in the hair,
bruised-up knees.

:23:30
A broken heel is a plus.
:23:32
That's what you
want to find, okay?

:23:34
No, Dave already told me
I didn't have to have sex
tonight.

:23:36
And now he's gone, so...
:23:38
Dude, just stop thinking
for a minute, all right?

:23:40
You ain't got to think
on this one.

:23:41
All you got to do
is use your instinct.

:23:43
Show me your instincts.
:23:45
My head, my heart.
I follow my heart.

:23:48
Now, I'm gonna show you this
one time, all right?

:23:50
Instincts.
Show me your instincts.

:23:54
Show me your instincts.
They're right here.

:23:56
Own your instincts.
:23:58
All you doing
is using your instinct.
That's it.


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