The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:53:30
It's nothing official.
:53:33
Just a little token
of my appreciation.

:53:39
[Tape forwarding]
:53:45
[Woman moaning]
:53:48
[Sighs]
:53:57
Hi, Andy.
I'm gonna talk dirty to you.

:54:00
I want to have
lots of sexy sex with you.

:54:05
I want to touch
your big, fat noodle...

:54:09
'cause I want to have
naughty intercourse with you.

:54:13
I want you to put
your penis on,
I mean, in me, Andy.

:54:17
I want to do lots of,
lots of sexy...

:54:21
hot things with you. Shit.
:54:24
This really isn't working,
Andy.
I don't know what to say...

:54:27
because I am you.
:54:29
[Exclaiming]
:54:31
(Andy)
Okay. New tape.

:54:35
Nothing is ever good enough
and it's always our fault.

:54:38
Hey, you can't speak
to your mother like that.

:54:39
You do.
She's not my mother.

:54:45
[Traffic humming]
:54:46
I heard Dave gave you
the box of porn.

:54:49
Yeah, he did.
:54:52
You ever watch, like,
Primetime Live...

:54:54
when they take a black light
into a hotel room...

:54:56
and show you all the semen
all over the bedspread?

:54:59
Yeah.

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