:00:02
I don't get it.
:00:03
Okay.
:00:04
Can you help me?
No, you're on your own here.
:00:07
Good luck to you, and to you.
And I'll give you a call.
:00:10
Great. Nice to see you.
Great. Thanks for coming in.
:00:14
Bye.
:00:16
So, I guess I'll just
give you some money...
:00:18
and you can give me
these shoes and...
:00:20
You know,
I know it seems so strange...
:00:23
Yes. I'd just rather buy them
from you straight up.
:00:26
Yeah, I know.
I wish it could be
that easy, but...
:00:28
I wish, too,
but you're making it
extremely difficult for me.
:00:31
I'm just trying
to get these shoes
back to my house...
:00:33
so I can wear them.
:00:35
(Cal)
I got a corpse in my way.
:00:37
(David)
Look out. Just kill it.
:00:38
That's just so not fair
that you have blades and...
:00:41
I'm telling you, man,
I feel great.
:00:43
I'm so...
It's like a weight
has been lifted.
:00:45
Celibacy is the
way to go, man.
Andy had it right, you know?
:00:49
Look at him.
He looks younger
than all of us...
:00:51
but he's 10 years older.
:00:52
Why? Because he's never had
a relationship.
:00:55
No she-devil sucked
his life force out yet.
:01:08
[Telephone ringing]
:01:14
Hello?
Hey. Hi. Hello.
:01:17
Is this Trish?
:01:19
Who's calling, please?
This is Andy.
:01:21
Hi, Andy.
Hi, how you doing?
:01:23
I'm good. How're you doing?
I'm doing great.
:01:27
(Cal)
So you're gay, now?
:01:28
No, I'm not gay.
I'm just celibate.
:01:31
I think...
I mean, that sounds gay.
:01:33
I just want you to know
that this is the
first conversation...
:01:36
of three conversations
that leads to you being gay.
:01:40
There's this
and then in a year
it's like, "You know...
:01:43
"I'm kind of going to wanna
get back out there,
but I think I like guys."
:01:46
And then there's the big,
"I'm a gay guy now."
:01:49
You're gay for saying that.
I'm gay for saying that?
:01:51
You know how I know
you're gay?
How? How do you know I'm gay?
:01:54
'Cause you macraméd yourself
a pair of jean shorts.
:01:57
You know how I know
you're gay?
:01:58
You just told me
you're not sleeping
with women anymore.