The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:04:03
I'm not
trying to be sexy, man.

:04:05
I mean, seriously, Asia?
:04:06
You framed an Asia poster?
:04:08
How hard did the people
at the frame store laugh...

:04:10
when you brought this in?
They did not laugh at me.

:04:12
Know why you're gay?
Because you like Asia.

:04:14
You guys cool it
with the gay.

:04:16
You know, she's on her way
over here, okay?

:04:18
First, you relax, okay?
:04:19
Just stop calming me down
and tell me what I should do.

:04:23
Okay, we just take everything
that's embarrassing...

:04:25
and we move it out of here.
:04:26
So it doesn't look like
you live in Neverland Ranch.

:04:36
Hi.
Hi. How are you?

:04:37
Good.
:04:38
So, you wanna head out?
:04:40
Did you just
move in or something?

:04:42
No. Actually I'm getting
new carpet in.

:04:44
I'm having carpet
put in tomorrow, so...

:04:48
Well, you know.
Yeah.

:04:50
Okay.
Looks good with the floors.

:04:51
Yeah.
All right.

:04:53
I should tear up
the hard wood...

:04:55
and see if there's
carpet underneath.

:04:57
That's never the case.
:05:02
This is gonna be fun.
Yes.

:05:04
You know,
I drive by this place
every day.

:05:06
I've never been in
before.

:05:08
I'm glad you came.
:05:09
You know,
I never really go out
with nice guys like you.

:05:14
I think I've avoided nice guys
like you my whole life...

:05:17
at my own peril.
:05:20
My last boyfriend
drank a lot.

:05:22
Mmm-hmm.
:05:23
And so...
This is just punch.

:05:24
[Laughing]
:05:26
No, it's okay.
A little bit's fine.

:05:27
Buddha punch.
I need some Buddha.

:05:30
Excuse me, miss.
Could you gather your team...

:05:33
and sing happy birthday
for my daughter, please?

:05:38
**[singing in Chinese]
:05:50
[All cheering]
:05:54
That was so good. What?
That was great.
Happy birthday.

:05:57
It's your birthday, too?
No.

:05:59
It's his birthday, too.
No, no, no.


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