The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:56:00
A what?
:56:02
I'm a virgin.
I always have been.

:56:06
Andy, is that what
all this was about?

:56:10
I'm sorry.
:56:11
You're just a virgin,
that's all?

:56:14
Yeah.
That's good.
That's a good thing.

:56:18
I feel stupid.
:56:22
It's okay. I thought
you were trying to kill me.

:56:26
No.
:56:28
Oh, my God.
:56:30
No, I'm not trying
to kill you.

:56:37
That's why I never tried
to have sex with you.

:56:40
I was scared, okay?
I just...

:56:43
'Cause I didn't know
what I was doing.

:56:45
I just didn't think
it would be good.

:56:47
Of course it'll be good.
We love each other.

:56:51
Really?
:56:54
I love you.
:56:57
Yeah.
:57:01
[Car horn honking]
:57:03
Get the fuck out of the road,
virgin!

:57:07
Shut up, you fucking jerk!
:57:09
No, that's okay.
That's all right. Sorry.

:57:13
You know what...
:57:15
for so long I thought
that there was something
wrong with me...

:57:18
because it had
never happened, but...

:57:23
I realize now that it was
just because
I was waiting for you.

:57:52
This was some wedding.
How could they afford it?

:57:54
Dude sells his toys and makes
like a half a million dollars.

:57:58
It's crazy, right?
That's fucking crazy.


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