:07:00
Get me Atlanta P.D. Damn.
:07:02
Strip-mining?
:07:03
Why, that slimy bastard.
:07:05
Here's another little nugget.
:07:06
Hogg has been paying
that kid Prickett a lot of money...
:07:09
...to race here Saturday.
- He's paying him?
:07:12
Y'all better get your asses back here
quick as you can, got it?
:07:15
Ten-four, Shepherd,
this is Lost Sheep out.
:07:18
What's this? What's these crackers
doing in our place?
:07:21
Turns out Prickett came back because
Hogg paid him a assload of cash.
:07:24
Don't mean Billy has anything
to do with strip-mining.
:07:27
You got to be kidding me.
:07:29
Oh, shit. Roll them up.
:07:32
- What the hell is this, man?
- Looks like somebody's lost.
:07:34
Look, a couple of white boys playing
black. Is that's what's going on?
:07:37
Actually, we were at the geology lab
for some environmental stuff, and...
:07:41
No, I get it. They on one of these
reality shows.
:07:45
- Who Wanna Get They Ass Kicked?
- Yeah.
:07:48
Why don't you two hillbillies
join us up here for a minute?
:07:52
Actually, we prefer
Appalachian-Americans.
:07:54
Man, get out the car!
:07:57
Now, which one of you two
brothers is Michelangelo?
:08:02
There's a certain creek that people
sometimes canoe up without a paddle.
:08:06
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
:08:10
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
:08:14
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
:08:18
There goes the canoe.
:08:24
- Give me your shoelaces.
- What?
:08:26
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
:08:30
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
:08:33
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
:08:37
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
:08:39
I like your style.
:08:42
You gonna need those shoelaces?
:08:44
We gonna have to get out of here.
:08:47
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.
:08:51
What the hell are we in here for?
:08:52
Well, where should I start?