The Dukes of Hazzard
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:35:01
Know what you get when you cross
a donkey with an onion?

:35:04
- No.
- You get a piece of ass...

:35:05
...that'll bring a tear to your eye.
:35:12
You thinking about throwing it?
:35:14
Oh, I'll throw it.
I was thinking about pussy.

:35:23
You know why divorces
are so expensive?

:35:25
- No.
- Because they're worth it.

:35:29
Fire in the hole.
:35:36
Hey, Bo, take it home.
The coast is clear.

:35:50
Here we go again.
:35:52
Okay, I'm gonna get those cops
to follow me.

:35:54
When I do, tow those cruisers
out of the way.

:35:57
Can do.
:36:11
Excuse me, officers.
My car broke down up the street there...

:36:13
...and I was wondering
if y'all could help me out.

:36:16
Why, yes, ma'am.
We'll be happy to.

:36:18
- Oh, you're sweet.
- Let's go.

:36:22
Halt! Tough shit, honey.
You go fix your own car.

:36:25
Ain't no one going anywhere.
:36:27
What the hell are you doing?
:36:38
Come on, General.

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