:12:02
- Welcome home, boy.
- You old mule.
:12:04
Hey.
:12:08
Why don't you cool off, Dil?
:12:12
- Come on, boy. Let's get out of here.
- My, my, my.
:12:15
Holy hell, Luke. There he is, right there.
That's Billy Prickett.
:12:20
Should I buy him a drink?
:12:22
Maybe you should buy him
flowers and chocolates.
:12:25
Give me a Miller.
Make it a Löwenbräu.
:12:30
How you doing?
:12:32
Hey, Billy Prickett.
Welcome back to Hazzard.
:12:37
See, boys, I told you all the
waitresses in this place was dog ugly.
:12:42
- Man.
- I'm only fooling with you.
:12:45
Fellas, this is Bo Duke.
:12:47
Bo is looking to break my Hazzard Rally
record. What is it now, four in a row?
:12:51
Yeah, well...
:12:53
All streaks must come to an end, Bo.
I'm calling this one "the drive for five. "
:12:59
- Well, I'm looking forward to the race.
- Hey, Dil!
:13:03
This is the boy
who's trying to break my record.
:13:06
Oh, really? I'm Dil Driscoll, crew chief.
:13:09
- Bo-Bo, have a seat.
- Really?
:13:12
So, Billy, what's it like
being in the circuit?
:13:16
- Well...
- Hey, Billy, join me for a drink?
:13:18
Oh, well, you sweet little thing.
:13:20
Fellas, I'm awfully thirsty
all of a sudden.
:13:23
Bo-Bo, may the best man win.
:13:27
John, another round!
:13:28
So, Bo, what's the story
on that little pistol over there?
:13:32
Because she gave me a ride earlier.
:13:36
Well, actually, she's my cousin.
:13:39
Oh, really? You hitting that?
:13:42
- She's my cousin.
- Hopefully you're kissing cousins, right?
:13:48
- Come again?
- Son, all I'm really trying to ask you...
:13:51
...is if you shuck her corn.
:13:58
Now, there are certain things you just
don't say to a Duke about another Duke.