The Dukes of Hazzard
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:45:00
What am I supposed
to tell Castrol, Yahoo!?

:45:03
Tell them it's for charity.
:45:05
- Is it?
- Sure. Could be.

:45:09
Whatever you say.
I'm gonna win that race by a mile.

:45:13
It don't matter whose face
is on my car when I do.

:45:15
I don't need you to win the race.
I just need you to show up.

:45:34
Hey there, Mr. Prickett.
:45:36
Well, hello, Daisy.
:45:39
I was just walking by, and I saw your car
in the garage there. She's real sexy.

:45:44
Well, thank you.
She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.

:45:47
Yeah, I know.
:45:49
Why is there a picture of Boss Hogg
on your car, though?

:45:52
- Yeah, well, he...
- I read somewhere...

:45:55
...that Coca-Cola pays you over
$ 100,000 to put their logo on your door.

:46:00
- You read that?
- That same article...

:46:02
...mentioned that Budweiser
pays you over $ 100,000...

:46:05
...to put their logo on your trunk.
- Look, Daisy...

:46:08
...I'm not much of a reader.
- Boss Hogg's face is sitting...

:46:11
...on over $200,000 worth
of real estate.

:46:15
Is that what he's paying you?
:46:17
Oh, no, no, Daisy,
this race here is for charity.

:46:21
Really? Which one?
:46:25
Anal bifida.
:46:27
Spinal bifida.
:46:29
It's one of the bifidas.
:46:33
Have I told you that you're as purty
as a Hazzard County sunset?

:46:37
Have a good day, Mr. Prickett.
:46:40
Okay.

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